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Curtain Jerks is a comedy wrestling podcast featuring interviews with pro wrestlers including Stone Cold Steve Austin, Booker T, and John Morrison, hilarious sketches, and a funny take on this week in wrestling. Hosted by comedians Scott Narver and Steve Sears.

Aug
05

Warrior Princes (3/17/11)

Curtain-Jerks-Warrior-Princes-1On the debut episode of Curtain Jerks: Jeff Hardy calls in and taps into his inner Charlie Sheen, why "The Last Diva" would be a better nickname for The Undertaker, stories of recently meeting "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and lots more!

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Aug
07

WrestleMania XXVII Re-crap (4/6/11)

Curtain-Jerks-003This episode is recorded just after watching WrestleMania XXVII on PPV. The guys let "The Genius" Lanny Poffo give his poetic review of the show, The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin get awkward, the Grab Bag segment reveals that Triple H should've used the deadly Lumpy Punch Bowl maneuver to end The Undertaker's streak and lots more! 

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Aug
06

SpongeBob ReyPants (4/2/11)

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Dixie Carter calls in and clears up the substance abuse problems backstage in TNA, CM Punk tweets, WrestleMania XXVII predictions of Rey Mysterio's costume (Spongebob?) and John Cena's entrance (giant wheelchair?), why Drew Carey and The Undertaker may face off at next year's WrestleMania and lots more!

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Aug
07

Make-a You Humble (4/15/11)

Curtain-Jerks-200x200The Iron Shiek calls in and gets GLAAD for gay people, Kurt Angle Olympic twitterer, three new matches are announced here first for WrestleMania XXVIII next year with the help of Mind Meld (Dolph Ziggler on a pole match, anyone?), Superstar Billy Graham and John Morrison get some questionable advice and much more!

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Aug
07

Keeps It Real (4/20/11)

Curtain-Jerks-200x200WWE Superstar Edge announced his retirement and calls in to explain what he's been up for the past week. The Curtain Jerks have a new segment, Future Endeavors, with exclusive messages for Edge from wrestling greats including James Storm, "The Genius" Lanny Poffo, Iron Shiek, and others! The guys also discuss Triple H and his failed re-horse-al, Colt Cabana deserves a second chance, Sin Cara can't jump, Marc "Keeps It Real" w/ Edge, TNA wants a classier name (DNF!) and much more!  

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Aug
07

World W Entertainment (5/8/11)

Curtain-Jerks-200x200Kurt Angle calls in and talks about his health issues, WWE keeps the soap opera but dumps the wrestling, Brett wants a Chris Jericho "Dancing With The Stars" action figure to add to his vast collection, Marc reveals what John Cena and a Jimmy Buffet impersonator have in common, Michelle McCool leaving, Curtain Jerks fan request answered, pro wrestling rules and regulations are re-examined and lots more! 

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Aug
07

"The Chaperone" Gets Jerked (5/14/11)

Curtain_Jerks_007This episode is an in depth review of the latest WWE Film, the family
comedy The Chaperone starring Triple H. Also included are exclusive
audition tapes for the lead role of The Chaperone from Hulk Hogan,
"The Genius" Lanny Poffo, Earl Hebner and The Undertaker. Plus the
rare Wal-Mart Blu-ray bonus feature of Triple H calling Lemmy, lead
singer of Motörhead, in an attempt to update his entrance music.

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Aug
07

Am I Going Over? (5/18/11)

Curtain-Jerks-200x200Sin Cara speaks(?), Christian and his short lived title reign, the Draft shuffle, Kharma breaks ladies and hearts, Marc "Keeps It Real" with TNA and Hulk Hogan, behind the scenes stories of HHH going over scripts and Stephanie acting over dramatic, and lots more!

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Aug
07

Deadicare (5/25/11)

Curtain-Jerks-200x200This episode features The Undertaker applying for health insurance, Impact Wrestling's new look but same show, ROH announces their new deal, TNA billboards in Stamford, Connecticut, J.R.'s sneaky BBQ tweets, masked baseball fans, frozen Nazi-cyborgs for Vince McMahon, Grab Bag with never before pairings of managers and wrestlers together like Mr. Fuji with Michael Cole, our favorite memories of "Macho Man" Randy Savage and much more!

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Aug
07

"Wrong Side of Town" Gets Jerked (6/1/11)

Curtain-Jerks-010-200x200The guys from Curtain Jerks watched another cinematic classic, Wrong Side Of Town. The movie stars some of wrestling's biggest names today, Rob Van Dam and Batista. This episode is a full review of the movie, along with how RVD negotiated with Batista to become involved, and much more!

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Aug
07

Jack You in the Mouth (6/9/11)

Curtain_Jerks_Logo_200x200Chyna brings the TNA to Hulk Hogan, the Grab Bag segment reveals spoilers of who Kharma's baby daddy will be (Slick?), out with the Slam and in with SummerShaq, R-Truth and Alex Riley getting pushed, the guys take a WWE dvd survey, Brett finally gets SpikeTV in HD, new wrestling video games announced, a Craigslist ad from Philadelphia that reveals true Macho Madness and much more!

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Aug
07

JR's Bar-B-Q Eat Off (6/15/11)

CJ_012_200x200Hulk Hogan gets interviewed by Inside The Actor's Studio Host James Lipton about his upcoming speaking tour, Ultimate Warrior gunning for Hogan, Tough Enough appeals to the ladies, Foley had his fill of TNA, Vince McMahon starves his writers, and Yoshi Tatsu tweets. Plus, the Curtain Jerks have a taste test of J.R.'s (Jim Ross) Original Bar-B-Q sauce and Main Event Mustard with everything from chicken tenders to sushi!

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Aug
07

"Knucklehead" Gets Jerked (6/22/11)

CJ-013-200x200This episode is a full review of the WWE film Knucklehead starring professional wrestling giant, The Big Show. The guys from Curtain Jerks also hacked into the mainframe of WWE Headquarters and reveal upcoming movies starring The Miz, Jerry "The King" Lawler, R-Truth and more!

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Aug
07

The Band Called Warrior (6/29/11)

Curtain_Jerks_Logo_200x200This week Curtain Jerks gets out of control without Marc telling the guys to shut their dirty mouths. Ultimate Warrior goes off on Hulk Hogan and Curtain Jerks, in the Grab Bag segment it is revealed who Warrior will go after next and why (David Flair for still owning a VCR), Good Ol' J.R. makes dvd history that Brett doesn't want to hear about, Chavo Guerrero released from WWE, Koko B. Ware might as well be Koko B. Who to Steve, CM Punk announces his expiring contract, Shane McMahon having an awkward Father's Day, Batista dressed for success, Shawn Michaels gives Sweet Chin Music to wildlife and much more!

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Aug
07

The Heat's Coming Down (7/6/11)

Curtain_Jerks_Logo_200x200The hottest show yet features CM Punk firing on all cylinders, Randy Orton punts himself in the mouth, Kelly Kelly gets around, Marc uses a lot of baby oil, Sin Cara responds to his first loss in the WWE, wrestling companies like Urban Wrestling Federation and All Wheels Wrestling inspire the Curtain Jerks to create all new promotions from the Grab Bag such as Paranormal Activity Wrestling, a surprise love test with our producer Meredith to see if she and John Cena are truly destined to be together and much more!

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Aug
07

"ECW December to Dismember" Gets Jerked (7/14/11)

Curtain_Jerks_016Let the bodies hit the floor! This episode is a full review of the infamous 2006 pay-per-view debacle ECW December To Dismember with CM Punk, Rob Van Dam, Sabu (NOT!), Hardcore Holly, Bobby Lashley, Test and ECW Champion The Big Show in the Extreme Elimination Chamber main event! Steve roots for the guy with the big forehead, Scott wants to marry Trinity, Brett thinks Mike Knox is a good guy and Marc wants to watch Smallville.

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Aug
07

Kiss Mar Argh (7/21/11)

Curtain_Jerks_117CM Punk proves that he's Money In The Bank, Christian and Scott spit their way to gold, a time line of how the Curtain Jerks would spend their night if they won the WWE Championship, Raw excitement not found, Vince McMahon and HHH continue their backstage drama, Sin Cara gets busted, The Rock speaks to us from the sky, Destination X delivers, Brett hooks up with a guy he met on Craigslist, and much more!

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Aug
07

Dead, Dead, Dead (7/27/11)

Curtain_Jerks_Logo_200x200The ever popular 'Death Life Column,' CM Punk invades San Diego Comic Con, Marc shows off his WWE ringtones, Brock Lesnar and his book are NOT stupid, John Cena meat factory, Jake "The Snake" Roberts urban legend, Jamaican cleaning ladies fight gingivitis, Ric Flair is for sale, and Andre The Giant checks Hulk Hogans oil! Plus, Marc, Scott and Meredith test their wrestling knowledge by taking the WWF Magazine trivia challenge from July 1989 and much more!

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Aug
07

Hepatitis C Lo Green (8/3/11)

Curtain_Jerks_Logo_200x200Cee Lo Green at SummerSlam, Brett loses his kidney, a Jamaican housekeeper becomes a French maid, everybody has a World Championship title, Vince McMahon confronts HHH at a backyard BBQ, Michael Tarver tweets trash on John Cena, Meredith lays out plans to pin Cena, Abdullah The Butcher gets Hepatitis sued, more iconic movie characters that Sting can rip off besides The Joker in our Grab Bag segment (Freddy Krueger Sting!), and much more!

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Aug
12

Stiff and Strokey (8/11/11)

WWE wrestlers get the summertime unemployment blues, JR keeps his mouth shut, Brett gets stiff and strokey, the Cold War starts all over again, John Morrison proves that cyber-chivalry is not dead, a new show before Raw starring the arena, Mickie James for sale, Dana White and Vince McMahon meet face to face, Marc opens his sealed pack of 1991 WCW trading cards on the air and much more!

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Aug
17

Summer Slam Shart-tacular! (8/17/11)

Curtain Jerks invades SummerSlam live in Los Angeles! Brett has premier tickets and can't buy a program, Steve goes missing and drinks chemo urine, and Scott gets anally raped during the main event. Also, tips on meeting wrestlers in public, John Laurinaitis sharted, Curtain Jerks unveils their "Master Plan" of getting Chris Masters on the show, Matt Hardy ready for a comeback, WWE '12 video game roster gets beefy, referee Mike Chioda counts pinfalls...on weed, and much more!

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Aug
24

Pitch of a Lifetime (8/24/11)

Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston have the pitch of a lifetime for Vince McMahon, tag teams are as simple as black and white, Matt Hardy crashes his own party, Jeff Hardy is the responsible brother, Goldberg needs his ass kissed, The Young Bucks piss of the veterans backstage at WWE, Brett and Steve audition to be in The Rock and Jerry Bruckheimer's new 80's wrestling drama, the Curtain Jerks "Master Plan" to get Chris Masters on the show is in full force and much more!

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Aug
31

Hogan Knows Breasts (8/31/11)

Steve stalks John Cena's bus, Marc gets 'Slam'med in a bar by his girlfriend, real Sin Cara and fat Sin Cara square off in a war of words, Triple H tries to act again, Hulk Hogan and his family get boned, the Chris Masters Master Plan update, Eric Bischoff cries over his own beer, Curtain Jerks launches its own YouTube page and much more!

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Sep
07

Car Accidents and Suicide Threats (9/7/11)

TNA snubs LA starting a TNAsplosion, Kurt Angle blows a good BAL, Matt Hardy has only a few hours or minutes left (in bed), Booker T calls into the show right here right here to deliver a sidewalk slam right here,  Santino hits a light pole with gunpowder, JBL - former patriot - turns on the USA and checks the oil of Bermudan boys, Triple H's new movie gets jerked, Marc gives his two cents about the brilliant "Smurfs" movie, the Chris Masters 'Master Plan' continues, and much more!

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Sep
14

A Package for John Laurinaitis (9/14/11)

A non-sarcastic tribute to the greatest WWE personality / sharter John Laurinaitis! Put on your tux, pop the bubbly, and marvel at his career as half of the Dynamic Dudes tag team! Follow his journey as an 'international wrestler' in Japan! Awe over his meteoric rise to the top as the guy who fires people in the WWE when he runs out of ideas for them! 'Future endeavor' all of his enemies!  Grab bag some new tag team partners for John, including Domino's Pizza employee Lanny Poffo!  And the man of the podcast, John Laurinaitis, accepts his lifetime achievement award!  

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Sep
21

Mark Henry's Sidewalk Slam (9/21/11)

Booker T calls in to talk about Mark Henry's Sidewalk Slam, Hugh Jackman loves Cleveland more than the Oscars (!), Alberto Del Rio gets robbed, Miss Piggy and Gonzo get Raw, Triple H somehow thinks ex-wrestlers have great lives, Hogan-Bret-Sting-Flair=welcome back to 1992, Marc stares in the mirror like Lex Lugar's old Narcissist gimmick, and the guys see Thunderkitty live at NWA Hollywood.

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Sep
29

The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity (9/28/11)

Recorded live on location at the Geffen Playhouse, where Marc and Steve interview the cast of the pro wrestling-themed play, "The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity."  They talk action figures and Saturday morning wrestling with the star of the play, Desmin Borges, and chat about pro-wrestling star reactions of the play and putting heat on Betty White with the fight captain, actor, "Smackdown vs. Raw 2011" video game wrestling consultant, and real pro wrestler Justin Leeper.  And Steve freaks out over seeing his idol (hint: he was in Darkman 3 and played Lapidus "Lost").  The play runs through October 9 in Los Angeles at the Geffen Playhouse, and for Curtain Jerks listeners, you can see the play for only $25 when you use the code JERK (a $75 value).  To buy tickets, go to http://www.geffenplayhouse.com or call at 310-208-5454.

 

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Oct
06

Boom! Boom! Boom! (10/6/11)

The Curtain Jerks hold a vote of no confidence due to unsafe working conditions, Jeff Hardy discusses face painting strategies with his prison guard, the new HCW promotion is formed, Hulk Hogan tries to explain why he'll never retire, Sting and Hulkster to square off in a "Rascal Scooter" match (?!), Joker Sting teaches you the secret ingredient to Denny's eggs, and Kofi Kingston puts lil' Evan Bourne to bed with no ice cream.

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Oct
13

Live from NWA Hollywood (10/13/11)

A very special episode recorded live at the NWA Hollywood TV taping in Los Angeles, CA! The Curtain Jerks boys sit down with NWA Hollywood wrestlers Willie Mack, Scorpio Sky, "Pretty" Peter Avalon, Mikey O'Shea, Ray Rosas, the tag team of "Young Hollywood", NWA announcer Jonny Loquasto, and "Diva" Lucky O'Shea (who Brett thinks was staring at him all match long and Steve thinks the same thing). Plus Steve annoys everyone way talking way to much about James Cameron's "Aliens".  See full streaming episodes of NWA Hollywood at http://www.nwahollywood.com/.

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Oct
21

Eric Watts Gets Tough Enough (10/20/11)

An exclusive interview with WWE Tough Enough star Eric Watts! Eric talks about Tough Enough, what Stone Cold told him off the air, and whether he feels he was portrayed fairly on the USA Network show. Plus, the Curtain Jerks see TNA Bound For Glory live at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, Hogan and Joker Sting grossly express their love for one another, Andre the Giant celebrates the Princess Bride's 25th anniversary, and find out how you can by Sunny a Sopranos Complete Series Gift set!

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Oct
27

Mr. NWA Hollywood Prez David Marquez (10/27/11)

A special interview with NWA Hollywood President David Marquez about the NWA, TNA, WWE, and his thoughts on the the new ROH show. Plus the Curtain Jerks help the WWE network with their newest reality show, starring WWE Legends. We've got potential show titles (WWEnough anyone?), plus plans for the Iron Sheik, Abby the Butcher, The Goon, and a pitch for the whole thing to be in In Your House and Hell in a Cell.

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Nov
03

Turn Up the "Memphis Heat" (11/3/11)

It's a special episode dedicated to the critically acclaimed new documentary, "Memphis Heat: The True Story of Memphis Wrasslin'" The Curtain Jerks host a Q and A in front of a live audience a The Second City - Hollywood with "Memphis Heat" Director Chad Schaffler and former Memphis Rasslin referee and manager Scott Bowden! We include questions from  Wrestling Observer Message Board members as well as the live audience. It's the most eye-gouging, piledriving, busted-open episode yet! For more on "Memphis Heat" go to MemphisHeatTheMovie.com

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Nov
06

Close Encounters with Professional Wrestlers (11/10/11)

Curtain_Jerks_Logo_200x200The Jerks tell personal stories of hanging out with the biggest names in wrestling! Marc stalks Koko B. Ware and King Kong Bundy at an airport then hugs a bunch of wrestlers at once, Brett survives Survivor Series and grabs Junkyard Dog's cakes, Scott tries to get a pic with the Undertaker and breaks Stone Cold news, Marc is beaten with a kendo stick and isn't afraid of Pitbull, Scott gets an apology from John Cena, Virgil has a series gambling problem, Brett goes fist-to-fist with Khali, and much more!

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Nov
18

Hogan's Old Man Naps (11/17/11)

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It's the show that answers the question: why is Hulk Hogan sleeping with a masked Jeff Hardy? Plus the guys debate The Rock and Mick Foley returns, WWE '12 gets Brett more excited than a little boy on Christmas morning, Marc is jetlagged from a trip to Spain (where he watched WWE Raw in Espanol!) yet "keeps it real" on Vince McMahon the new WWE Network shows featuring Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Big Show's dogs, and much more!

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Nov
23

Exclusive Heath Slater Interview (11/23/11)

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It's an exclusive interview with current WWE Superstar Heath Slater! Heath talks about WWE, fighting a Zombie Zack Ryder, Dancing with the Stars (not that one, a different one but with the same name), his relationship with Christian, behind the scenes at NXT, being a character in the WWE 12 video game, and the birth of the nickname One Man Rock Band (featuring Vince McMahon) all while enjoying his Honeymoon aboard Norwegian Cruise Lines. Sound weird? It is! Plus a pop quiz on the new WWE Network shows, and Nikolai Volkoff holds onto a bear hug for just a little too long.

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Dec
01

How To Get That WWE Physique (12/1/11)

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The Curtain Jerks play WWE Mad Libs and it's (insert excalmation here)! Plus TMZ reports that "Longest Regining WWE Champion" JBL had his Texas scooter stolen from a Berduma police Station, a sad Big Show hates his own gimmick, someone actually misses Hulk Hogan and Sting on TNA Impact, a WWE '12 report, Smashing Pumpkins lead singer Billy Corgan starts a concussion-free indie fed, and Sin Cara's penis helps WWE Shopzone sell some T-Shirts.

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Dec
08

WWE Job Postings (12/8/11)

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It's a show of shorthand and note taking as Steve applies for an incredibly real job at WWE Corporate, TMZ says that WWE Diva Kharma's baby daddy popped the question with a ring of a ring, Lillian Garcia gets off a cruise ship and out of Hooters so she can lay the Smackdown, John Cena explains his stupid pants, diamonds are forever and apparently so is Ric Flair in TNA, Dixie Carter explains how Impact Wrestling will take over the world in 2012, does the WWE Network spell the end of PPV?, and a TLC Mad Libs brings the whole family together.

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Dec
16

When Hogan Met Linda (12/15/11)

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Kane returns to WWE Raw as a welder, 62 year old TNA lover Ric Flair wants $100,000 to take your young impressionable 17 year old daughter to the prom, Hulk Hogan and Brutus Beefcake take a break from oiling each other up to sue Linda McMahon and Frankie, Team Extreme is 4Life, 1/2/12 Countdown (!?), ROH Final Battle love, and Booker T's pyro might even be better then a Side-Walk-Slam! .

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Dec
23

Vince McMahon's Christmas Carol

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It's a very special Curtain Jerks holiday tale, and Charles Dickens' classic "Christmas Carol" will never be the same! After being visited by the heavyweight ghosts of his past, present, and future, will the evil Mr. McMahon abandon "Sports Entertainment" and embrace pro wrestling's roots? Featuring the characters of Vince McMahon, TNA President Dixie Carter, Andre the Giant, Hulk Hogan, "The Game" HHH, The Undertaker, Stephanie McMahon, Zack Ryder, "The Genius" Lanny Poffo, The Iron Sheik, Booker T, Marty Jannety, John Laurinaitis, Harley Race, Goldust, Dusty Rhodes, Howard Finkle, Evan Bourne, Michael Cole, Daniel Bryan, and more.  

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Dec
30

WWE Conspiracies Revealed (12/29/11)

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It's a special New Year's edition of Curtain Jerks as the guys look ahead to 2012! Watch out WWE... TNA's secret plans to launch a Network of their own are leaked (including great new shows like "Good Eats with Samoa Joe", "The Garrett Bischoff Experience", and "The Dixie Carter Twitter Feed") Plus the full Wrestlemania 2012 card is revealed including the Undertaker's opponent and Daniel Bryan's title match. And Jesse Ventura exposes the biggest conspiracies in professional wrestling! "The Body" tells the truth about what Shane McMahon is really doing in China, the mystery of the Raw GM, and how former Vice President Dick Cheney is involved.

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Jan
05

"The Canadian Stampede" Gets Jerked (1/5/12)

Curtain_Jerks_007The jerks bust out Marc's old VCR to review "WWF In Your House: The Canadian Stampede" from 1997. Spoiler alert: it's still awesome. In this episode, the guys offend some Canadians, the Greatest Outdoor Show on Earth isn't Vince's, pre-One-Night-In-Chyna Chyna, Mankind hurts himself yet again, Japanese wrestlers actually existed back then, Vader desperately wants to know who the man is, the Harts (even the crappy ones) have a family reunion, last words from Paul Bearer, Vince, Shamrock, Hawk, Animal, and Goldust, and we get exclusive access to Ken Shamrock's in-ring audio. 

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Jan
13

Funkasaurus (1/12/11)

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Somebody call my mama! The "Funkasaurus" Brodus Clay finally debuts on Raw and turns WWE fans against each other, Dixie Carter explains why TNA star Ric Flair is going back to WWE Hall of Fame (and how Jeff Hardy's face paint and Advil are involved), Kevin Nash and the Ultimate Warrior do MMA battle on PPV for...One Gazillion Dollars(!), Keepin' it real on The Rock, Undertaker and Kane share their sappy emotions about a double-reverse- Wrestlemaina-retirement-match with Brock Lesnar, and Jesus checks in on Stone Cold Steve Austin and Tim Tebow 316.

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20

Air Spice (1/19/12)

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Find out the shocking true story behind former WWE Tag Team Champs Evan Borne and Kofi Kingston crashing and burning as Air Boom, plus Kurt Angle loves TNA and Jim Ross, Hulk Hogan finally returns to the UK with Impact Wrestling and a tack in his mouth, Stephanie McMahon and Triple H take sides in Team Edward vs. Team Jacob, and Dixie Carter trades Ric Flair for a 1989 VHS copy of WWF King of the Ring.

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26

The Royal Rumble? #Sauceit! (1/26/12)

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WWE Raw GM John Laurinaitis gets a fax from 1997, Hulk Hogan and Troy Aikman want to rent you a waterbed, no one understands a Royal Rumble with every superstar eligible to enter for "the first time in history", JR's is tougher than a government mule (#Sauceit!), The Rock encourages Hawaiian children to skip school, Batsita and Bobby Lashley in a dream match, and will Vince McMahon be played by Ashton Kutcher in the Chris Benoit movie?

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Feb
02

John Morrison and Tommy Dreamer Interview Pt. 1

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WWE and ECW Superstars John Morrison and Tommy Dreamer join us  to discuss getting free rides from fans on the road, cabbies who love Beulah McGillicutty's Playboy/Penthouse pics, hitting the gym with John Cena, wrestling Kevin Steen, and why Tommy Dreamer is a self described "whore". Plus Undertaker returns to Raw in a terrifying new wig and confronts Triple H, TMZ thought Kharma was 9 months pregnant at the Royal Rumble (?!), Jim Ross' secret plan for a Mick Foley match on Alcatraz, and somebody finally calls Brodus Clay's momma! 

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Feb
10

John Morrison Interview Pt. 2

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Pro Wrestling Superstar John Morrison joins the show to talk about the WWE, a mishap live on Raw with Charlie Haas and Lillian Garcia, how Tae Kwon Do helped (and hurt) his skills, and John busts out his Drew McIntyre impression. Plus the guys discuss what Jesse 'The Body" Ventura knows about The Rock and Osama Bin Laden, WWE jobs has another exciting opening, Ultimate Warrior turns his website into wrestling's Amercian Idol, and Hulk Hogan's electrical weiner is runnin' wild...

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Feb
16

WWF VHS WrestleMania Game Gets Jerked (2/16/12)

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The jerks bust out the old VCR and play the WWF Wrestlemania VHS Game!  It was made between Wrestlemania IV and V and it's nearly impossible to play. Marc stalks Disney characters, Hulk Hogan takes on the Honky Tonk Man, Andre the Giant is clearly drunk, Steve works on a big important Hollywood project, the crew watches some awesome 80's wrestler clips, a woman announcer existed at one time, and Hogan takes Harley Race out!

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Feb
24

The Disappearance of the Funkasaurus (2/23/12)

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Brodus Clay is missing from WWE Raw (so the Jerks call back his Momma), TMZ reports that John Cena is part of the 1%, WWE CEO Vince McMahon is sad about WWE Diva Victoria/TNA Knockout Tara, Impact Wrestling President Dixie Carter might be on Xanax, ROH star Chris Hero gets KOed in FCW, Kane limbers up using DDPYoga, the Jerks answer listener questions from Twitter, and Triple H wants you to learn Spanish...Ole!

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Mar
01

The Funkasaurus Reappears (3/1/12)

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The Jerks attend a WWE Raw house show live at Staples Center in Los Angeles where the "Funkasaurus" Brodus Clay reappears (with only one dancing girl!), Chris Jericho gets TPed, and little kids love watching John Cena beat the hate out of Kane. Plus, Goldust is disappointed when Cody gets a new WrestleMania match, Stone Cold Steve Austin's Package takes over Canada, The Iron Shiek makes Hogan, Warrior, and some very lucky ladies humble, plus Triple H and Undertaker promise to go all the way.

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Mar
08

Macho Man Lives! (3/8/12)

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Vince McMahon explains why Pat Patterson won't give you your finishes, Undertaker scares THE Brian Kendrick, TNA wrestlers get drunk at the Double Tree, The New York Post disses the WWE Network, Jeff Jarrett goes on Spring Break with James Franco and Selena Gomez, Major League Lacrosse gets Tazzmissioned, Warrior screams f**k a lot at a band you've never heard of, and we feel the Macho Madness one more time...

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Mar
15

Hulk Hogan's Sex Tape Runnin' Wild! (3/15/12)

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Hulk Hogan and Ed Leslie (w/Jimmy Hart) try to whip out a sex tape and let it run wild all over us, Road Warrior Animal says Joker Sting should leave TNA for WWE, Taco Bell makes a new Dorito shell, Triple H makes 1 Million Dollars, Eric Bischoff dishes the dirt on Garrett in Impact Wrestling, Rhino and Billy Corgan revive ECW, we attempt to answer listener Twitter questions about wrestling porn, Newt Gingrich is a Real American, and we call the TNA Impact Zone ticket hotline at Universal Studios Hollywood!

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Mar
22

One Year Anniversary! (3/22/12)

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It's Curtain Jerks' one year anniversary! The Jerks put on tuxes, drink champaign and celebrate! Its a wild wrestling party as the Jerks cover Vince McMahon relentlessly plugging WWE Wrestlemaina, Booker T relentlessly plugging WCW Starrcade, Golddust creeping everybody out, Dixie Carter waking up from a drunken stupor, Hulk Hogan tring to keep everything from running wild, and why Jesse Ventura thinks this one year anniversary crap is a government conspiracy.

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Mar
29

Wrestlemania 28 Rundown with Special Guest J.J. Dillon (3/29/12)

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2012 WWE Hall of Fame inductee J.J. Dillon is our special guest for this Wrestlemaina themed episode - he talks WM28, finding out the Four Horseman are going into the HOF, Ric Flair's status with TNA, the Rock/Cena match and much more! Plus the Jerks run down the Wrestlemaina card and play HOF Mad Libs with Ron Simmons, Undertaker makes plans with Shawn Michaels for April 21st, Cena Tweets, Rock gets ready with Curt Hawkins, plus Vince McMahon and the new WWE writers plan out the top matches for Wrestlemania 29

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Apr
05

Yes! Yes! Yes! (4/5/12)

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The Jerks talk WWE Wrestlemaina 28 and the next night's Monday Night Raw including Brock Lesnar's return, Rock, Cena, Triple H, Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, CM Punk, Chris Jericho, Sheamus squashing Daniel Bryan, and the Raw crowd getting revenge on Sheamus and Alberto Del Rio (Si! Si! Si!). Plus we find out what Vince McMahon thinks of WM28 AND WM29, we call Brodus Clay's Momma (and she's still mad at Steve), Japanese Yoshi Tatsu challenges Not-Japanese Lord Tensai's young boy, Randy Orton's still not a Marine as he gets dishonorably discharged from WWE Studios, and Scott Steiner keeps it real on Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff, and TNA.

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Apr
12

Become a WWE Corporate Summer Intern! (4/12/12)

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TNA Lockdown vs WWE Extreme Rules, Hulk Hogan wants revenge on the Three Stooges and Will Sasso, Daivari ruins the Curtain Jerks movie, #jerktweets get answered, WWE's first Asian referee tricks everyone, 10 big matches with Brock Lesnar (?!), Booker T is ready for Starrcade, The Bella Twins wish WWE well in its Future Endeavors, and find out how you can become a WWE Summer intern!

 

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Apr
19

Katie Vick is Funny Now (4/19/12)

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The Jerks have Jack Swagger filling in as their new receptionist and Swagger has many surprise guests for the guys to talk to including "The Viper" Randy Orton, HHH and WWE GM John Laurinaitis! More #jerktweets get answered which includes Steve's problem with face paint, how Hercules and Tyler Reks could save the tag division, and Katie Vick is finally made funny. Super internet wrestling fans Justin "Powerhouse" and Preston "Perfection" come on the show to say they can do everything better. Plus the Jerks also pull a prank on Joker Sting and Vince McMahon and get them to talk publicly for the first time ever!

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Apr
26

Andy Leavine New TNA Champ (4/26/12)

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Hulk Hogan reveals images of his sex tape to the Jerks, Jack Swagger is gets a new job at Comedy Podcast Network in the basement, Andy Leavine gets released from WWE but makes Hogan's dreams come true in TNA, Jake "The Snake" Roberts is in a horror comedy... and he's in a new movie too! Your #jerktweets get answered including what the best wrestling video game of all time is, Brett's action figures obsession gets tested by Steve and Scott, and The Iron Shiek reports on his fat finding mission in Israel with Brett!

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May
05

Blood Lesnar (5/3/12)

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This podcast just got EXTREME! Brock Lesnar and John Cena bring back the blood to professional wrestling, we ask Booker T about who else besides Brock is a "legitimizer" in the WWE, the tag team race war continues as Kofi Kingston and R-Truth win the WWE Tag Team Titles, more #jerktweets get answered including who the best valet is, the Jerks ask Hulk Hogan about what they'll be seeing at the TNA house show they're attending, and Vince McMahon gets interrupted during his stockholders conference call.

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May
10

Vince Loves Stiff Competition (5/10/12)

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Triple H gets called to explain getting caught in Las Vegas no selling his broken arm at the Mayweather fight, Paul Heyman makes a surprise return on Raw, your #jerktweets get answered including who would win in a match between The Red Rooster vs The Gobbledy Gooker, the Jerks went to see TNA live in Ontario, CA and give a full break down of the show, WWE.com has a poll on what the new tag champs R-Truth and Kofi Kingston should be named, Stone Cold Steve Austin gets his own reality tv show featuring redneck challenges, and Vince McMahon reveals how intimate his relationship was with The Ultimate Warrior.

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May
17

Hustle Loyalty Divorce (5/17/12)

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Never give up! Never quit! Unless you're John Cena and file for divorce. Speculation runs rampant on what could be in the Elizabeth Huberdeau tell all book, Steve tries to make amends by calling Brodus Clay's momma to wish her a Happy Mother's Day, could Matt Morgan leaving TNA for WWE be what the fans want to see? Your #jerktweets get answered including "which old gimmick would you like to see come back on a new superstar?" The debut of #swaggertweets read by the new Comedy Podcast Network archivist Jack Swagger, Jesse Ventura stops by to unveil his new book. Plus, is the WWE pay-per-view Over The Limit worth the Jerks bucks?

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May
24

Johnny Ace Hole (3/24/12)

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The Jerks give a rundown of what they thought about WWE Over The Limit, John Laurinaitis makes mistakes on Raw because John Cena put a finger in him, Hulk Hogan talks about losing Matt Morgan, Alex Shelley and Ric Flair but says Brooke Hogan is qualified to fill in for them, Sting is having a party and brags that he is #1 on the Top 50 Superstars in WCW list, your #jerktweets get answered including "Which wrestler would we be for a day and why?" and "Macho Man" Randy Savage talks about being named the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time by WWE. 

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Jun
02

Game Of Throws (5/31/12)

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WWE '13 is announced on Raw and C.M. Punk is on the cover, Lord Tensai is pulled from tv, Ryback beats up middle school kids, Jillian Hall and Stone Cold Steve Austin are destined to be together, Scott got Don West the deal of a lifetime, Bully Ray doesn't know what anyone in TNA is talking about, Booker T talks about how tough you gotta be to make love to Mae Young, your #jerktweets get answered including, "Who do you want to see inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame?", and The Iron Shiek humbles everyone by telling them why Hacksaw Jim Duggan would've made the greatest world champion. 

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Jun
08

BallsDeep On Brooke (6/7/12)

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Randy Orton talks about his recent suspension when Jesse "The Body" Ventura interrupts with his own questions, Sin Cara is having dark matches on tv, Big Show donkey punches Santino Marella, Earl Hebner just called to say he's sorry, Ric Flair gets spotted in Flair Country, your #jerktweets get answered including "What is the lamest finisher?", the Jerks examine if upcoming wrestlers Ryback, Damien Sandow, Tyler Reks and others enough to justify making Raw three hours, Hulk Hogan goes ballsdeep on Brooke Hogan, and Vince McMahon explains why he wanted Kane to have a three foot long penis in the WWE Film "See No Evil".

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Jun
16

Vader Raw Dawg (6/14/12)

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Jesse "The Body" Ventura refuses to fly, Vader returns to WWE Raw to battle Heath Slater, Scott and Steve's debate is solved from last week about if the DX Band also did Mr. McMahon's theme, Christian returns to TNA Slammiversary whether he wants to or not, "The Genius" Lanny Poffo reads a poem about the TNA Hall Of Fame, lawyers give John Cena an attitude adjustment, Jeff Hardy has the attention span of his cat Mittens, Booker T reads a Scott Steiner twitter rant, your #jerktweets get answered including "If you could be the manager of any wrestler past or present, who would it be and why?", Vince McMahon is livid over fatties, and Steve talks about the NWA CASHEW show he went to featuring Austin Draven vs John Morrison.

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Jun
22

Kiss Cena, Goose Sting (6/21/12)

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Ken Doane gives the inside scoop on John Cena, wrestlers and Hollywood make a great tag team, Mike Tyson takes WWE '13 by force, Brett and Steve give their WWE No Way Out review, your #jerktweets get answered including "If a Curtain Jerks movie were made, which wrestlers would portray the Jerks?", and Sting takes time out from shaving a goose to share the latest news on Ric Flair and the lawsuits between WWE and TNA.

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Jun
28

Earl Screwed Brett? (6/28/12)

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"The Funkasaurus" Brodus Clay's momma talks about her son's first loss on Raw, Comedy Podcast Network gets their numbers crunched by Jack Swagger, WWE Network gets delayed to 2013, Booker T reads his Fave Five, your #jerktweets get answered including "What is the most useless or obscure piece of wrestling trivia you know?", Earl Hebner has a potty mouth, Ric Flair has a one hour Broadway with his wife and John Cena gets bullied by his. Tweet Mick Foley @realMickFoley and tell Mick you want to hear him on the podcast and tweet Chyna @ChynaChyna9 to have her come on the podcast so the Jerks and Chyna can call Jennifer Nelson on the air to get her dog back!

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Jul
05

Feed Me More!!! (7/5/12)

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Special guest comedian Phil Ranta from the Sports Sports Sports Podcast sits in this week for a special 4th of July episode. Ryback is in a hot dog eating contest, Jim Ross and the Jerks obsess over AJ, Money In The Bank is heating up and Damien Sandow educates everyone on why they should buy the pay-per-view, The Rock gets hit below the belt by Mark Wahlberg's kid, former TNA Knockout Angelina Love goes back to her pirate ship, your #jerktweets get answered including "How come wrestlers from England never win a world title but only tag titles?", Wade Barrett gets picked on for being different, Bruno Sammartino turns down HHH to go into the WWE Hall Of Fame, Jack Swagger gets scolded by his boss, and The Iron Shiek wishes everyone a happy 4th of July. 

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Jul
13

Destination X-Pac Is Dead (7/12/12)

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Hornswoggle was revealed as the Anonymous Raw GM and the Jerks ask Booker T to talk about it but John Laurinaitis shows up in disguise, the Jerks are headed to WWE Money In The Bank and want to meet you there, Earl Hebner brags about his mad pimp skills that he used on TNA Knockout Madison Rayne, the first transgender female pro wrestler makes headlines, your #jerktweets get answered including "What is the stupidest piece of wrestling merchandise that you bought for yourself and why did you buy it?", Austin Aries and Mason Andrews steal the show at Destination X, Batista has a big surprise, and Vince McMahon holds no grudges and invites all wrestlers back for Raw's 1000th episode. 

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Jul
20

Jerks In The Bank (7/19/12)

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Comedy Podcast Network is in chaos because of Hulk Hogan's recent back surgery, Steve and Scott give their report from attending WWE Money In The Bank live, Sin Cara gives his thoughts on the Smackdown ladder match, Jesse "The Body" Ventura uncovers the conspiracies between John Cena and Chyna, AJ and Daniel Bryan are getting married at Raw 1000 and broke the Jerks hearts, your #jerktweets get answered including "Who is the biggest joke in wrestling?", the Grab Bag segment returns to discover who blew up Vince McMahon in his limo, and Goldust talks about pitching his brother vs brother match against Cody Rhodes at WrestleMania. 

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Jul
28

Dark Knight Rises Above Hate (7/26/12)

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The Jerks watched The Dark Knight Rises in theaters looking for the Pope D'Angelo Dinero but Scott only found Abyss beating up Batman, unused superstars Randy Orton, Goldust, John Laurinaitis, Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne didn't get to come out on Raw 1000 so they join the podcast instead, Hulk Hogan is still recovering from back surgery and assures everyone that Brooke Hogan has things under control even though Velvet Sky is quitting, oooOOOooo Chavo Guerrero signs with TNA, Aces and 8s identities are guessed, your #jerktweets get answered including "Which WWE star would you want for President?", Kane cries over wrestling weddings as Undertaker cheers him up, and Vince McMahon makes life easier for everyone sharing his "hard" mantras. 

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Aug
03

Booker T Starrcade GM (8/2/12)

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Booker T talks about the changes he will be making to Friday Night Smackdown as the new GM, Yoshi Tatsu is getting frustrated in WWE because Steve has only seen one of his matches, Jack Swagger has a birthday gift for Scott, the Jerks play rejected Touts that didn't make the air, the BFG series on Impact Wrestling is seriously a BFD, your #jerktweets get answered including "Which WWE stars would you pick as running mates in this years presidential elections?", Randy Orton returns to Raw after his "vacation" and is excited to talk about his new haircut. 

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10

Swagger Penis Snake (8/9/12)

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Jack Swagger unleashes a 13 inch All American American snake, Shawn Michaels has turned into the Church Lady, Triple H books himself a disaster with Brock Lesnar for SummerSlam, more rejected WWE Touts are played, your #jerktweets on Twitter get answered including "Can you guys call A.W. and ask him to share some more Kobe Bryant wisdom or motivational phrases?", Wade Barrett reveals an astonishing secret about Raw GM AJ Lee, the Jerks talk about their favorite Wrestling Memes of the week, and Joker Sting gets so excited he swallows his phone. Get your free audiobook from Audible by going to www.audibletrial.com/comedypodcastnetwork and tweet Mick Foley at @realMickFoley about wanting to hear him as a guest on our podcast!

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17

"Little Hercules in 3D" Gets Jerked (8/16/12)

Curtain_Jerks_Logo_200x200The Jerks watch another mind numbing disaster, this time it's Little Hercules in 3D. This movie stars Hulk Hogan as Zeus, the Greek God not the bad guy from No Holds Barred, and The Big Show as Marduk, in a battle to control Mt. Olympus. It's a family comedy, for families who feel spanking their kids is taking it too easy on them, also starring Richard Sandrak (as "Little Herc"), Nick Hogan, Linda Bollea, Brooke Hogan, Judd Nelson, Elliott Gould and other actual accomplished actors that had nothing better to do. As a bonus the Jerks play the audition tapes of other wrestlers that auditioned for the movie including Jack Swagger, Booker T, Rob Van Dam, Bully Ray, Randy Orton, Sting, The Undertaker and more!

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Aug
25

SummerJerks Part 1 (8/23/12)

Curtain_Jerks_Logo_200x200This is part 1 of Curtain Jerks talking about the matches and experience of attending the 25th Anniversary of SummerSlam live at Staples Center in Los Angeles. Smackdown GM Booker T is excited for two Mark Henry's in the WWE 13 video game roster, Dolph Ziggler and Chris Jericho give future curtain jerkers a run for their money, Steve's girlfriend threw away his 7/11 SummerSlam cups, your #jerktweets get answered including "Do you think Raw is working at 3 hours or should it have stayed at 2 hours?", Charlie Sheen and The Iron Shiek tag up as the ultimate tag team, and Rey Mysterio embarrasses his teenage son dressed as Batman.

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31

SummerJerks Part 2 (8/30/12)

Curtain_Jerks_Logo_200x200This is part 2 of Curtain Jerks talking about the matches and experience of attending the 25th Anniversary of SummerSlam live at Staples Center in Los Angeles. Hulk Hogan talks about Brooke "Brulk" Hogan training to become the TNA Knockout Champion, Jerry Lawler says the "C" word on WWE Raw, A.W. goes off during Rejected Touts, Sheamus and Alberto Del Rio need to stop, the new WWE film The Day has no wrestlers and the Jerks have no interest, Joker Sting plays golf for charity, your #jerktweets are answered including "HHH didn't look to be in too much pain after his match, yet it was said he broke his arm. So what happened after the show?", Brodus Clay's momma explains why The Funkasaurus was not dancing during Kevin Rudolph's performance, Fred Durst is a classy gentleman, the perfect storm is perfectly awkward, and Vince McMahon sings to Triple H to prepare him for Brock Lesnar.

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Sep
08

Drunkadactyl (9/7/12)

Curtain_Jerks_Logo_200x200The Jerks call Funkadactyl Cameron's Momma to break the news about Cameron's DUI, more Rejected Touts get played including Linda McMahon's senate election opponent Chris Murphy attacking her, Luke Gallows joins TNA and is now in charge of Aces and 8's, Bully Ray reunites with his father Tom Ray, Bruce Hart wants to bring back Stampede Wrestling, the Jerks open Topps 1987 WWF trading cards and Steve finally learns who Koko B. Ware is, A.W. gets controversial and helpful, the Jerks talk about their favorite wrestling memes of the week, your #jerktweets get answered including "Who is your favorite wrestler born outside of the US and why?", and the list of the richest wrestlers in the world is revealed with Marty Jannetty taking all the credit and asking for change. Tweet your #jerktweets every week to @CurtainJerks on Twitter, "Like" us at www.facebook.com/curtainjerks and rate & review our podcast on iTunes! Next week special guest, former WWE Superstar the Guru of Greatness, John Morrison returns to the podcast!

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14

The Shaman Strikes Back (9/14/12)

Curtain_Jerks_Logo_200x200John Morrison makes his return as a guest on Curtain Jerks! Finally, the questions about the wrestling future of John Morrison have been answered! Listen to Curtain Jerks exclusive audio of Morrison's meetings with Hulk Hogan & Joker Sting at TNA, Hollywood executives, and Triple H & Vince McMahon at WWE! Also, The Rock puts his boots to criminal asses, more Rejected Touts are played including Booker T needing a good lawyer, Bret Hart visits his ex-girlfriend Montreal after 15 years, the Taliban entices young men with the Divas, The Undertaker gives love advice to George Clooney and Stacy Keibler, NWA leaves Hollywood, and your #jerktweets get answered including "Who's idea was it to bedazzle John Morrison's abs?" Tweet your #jerktweets every week to @CurtainJerks on Twitter, "Like" us at www.facebook.com/curtainjerks and rate & review our podcast on iTunes! 

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21

Night Of Chump-peons (9/21/12)

Curtain_Jerks_Logo_200x200Edge explains why he cut his hair, Jack Swagger leaves Raw and climbs Mt. Kilimanjaro with JBL, more Rejected Touts are played, WWE Night Of Champions impresses, "The Viper" Randy Orton gives the bird to breast cancer survivors, your #jerktweets are answered including "Since wrestlers are becoming movie stars, which movie stars would you like to see in the ring?", Matt Striker is the lame step dad of wrestling, TNA could prevent their employees getting beaten down by letting Aces and 8's tryout in Gut Check, and Vince McMahon tries to buy Jerry Lawler out of the Montreal hospital.

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A Referee Can't Change His Stripes (9/28/12)

Curtain_Jerks_Logo_200x200Macho Man Air Jordan's elbow drop the streets, Alberto Del Rio exposes Sin Cara's face on Raw, Smackdown GM Booker T has a plan to stop all NFL and WWE referee controversy, Mick Foley and CM Punk steal the show, Harley Race escapes the jaws of breaking kayfabe, your #jerktweets get answered including "If u could make a Kane storyline, how would it go, and would you continue with the current tag team storyline?", Wade Barrett predicts the outcome of the Manchester football game, the WWE '13 video game lets Divas be Kings, announcer Justin Roberts is a speed demon, and Vince McMahon is furious at John Cena for wanting to take time off.

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07

Our Best Real Interviews...So Far (10/5/12)

Curtain_Jerks_Logo_200x200Curtain Jerks takes a look back at the best interviews they have had on the podcast...so far. Championship Wrestling From Hollywood's Scorpio Sky (aka TNA's Mason Andrews & WWE's Harold) talks about who influenced him in wrestling from Brooklyn Brawler (kidding) to Bret Hart. WWE Tough Enough contestant Eric Watts talks about if he received a fair depiction of being on Tough Enough. WWE 2012 Hall Of Fame Inductee and Manager of the legendary 4 Horsemen, J.J. Dillon talks about the particular group of 4 Horsemen being inducted. Former WWE Superstar, John Morrison gets in on the fun with Curtain Jerks doing his impression of The Undertaker giving us the latest love scoop between Stacy Keibler and George Clooney. WWE's One Man Rock Band, Heath Slater reveals his survival plan if a zombie outbreak happened live on Monday Night Raw. ECW Original, Tommy Dreamer talks about getting an awkward ride from a fan who is a "huge fan" of Tommy's wife, Beulah McGillicutty.

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13

Don't Pet The Wrestlers (10/12/12)

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Alberto Del Rio steps in the Shark Tank bullying a child and tearing up his sign, Hulk Hogan is depressed because he didn't make any money off his sex tape, Rejected Touts has the Iron Shiek wanting to make his own sex tape, Batista wins his MMA debut against Vince Lucero while Steve was asking the hard hitting questions, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper's son Colt steps into the wrestling ring, Tammy "Sunny" Sytch gets arrested again and joins the Booker T Five Time Club, your #jerktweets get answered including "Ryback vs Undertaker at WrestleMania has been brought up. Would this really work?", Wade Barrett gets homesick, CM Punk shows fans why you're not supposed to touch the WWE Champion, Vince McMahon shakes things up backstage with a new head writer and brings his attitude back into the ring.

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19

Todd Gunn, Son Of Ass! (10/19/12)

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Joker Sting gets everyone hyped for TNA Bound For Glory even though it already happened, Hulk Hogan is fired up and is suing anyone who crosses him, WWE NXT may have a silly title belt but they have a great show, the Grab Bag returns to reveal the next crop of unknown 2nd and 3rd generation NXT Superstars including Todd Gunn "Son Of Ass", Rejected Touts has Jack Swagger trapped in the basement, Ryback keeps CM Punk out of the main event at Hell In A Cell, your #jerktweets get answered including "In honor of the new Bond movie, if Vince McMahon were the villain of a Bond movie, what would his evil plan be?", The Iron Shiek makes all mustaches humble, and Kane tells everyone that he is a really funny guy.

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26

The Race To Raw GM (10/26/12)

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AJ Lee has resigned from her position as the General Manager of Monday Night Raw and all the superstars are coming out the woodwork and drywall for the job. Jack Swagger, Goldust, Joseph Parks, R-Truth and "Macho Man" Randy Savage are the first to declare their candidacy! Also, Jeff Hardy has his own custom TNA world championship while CM Punk can't even get his WWE title to spin, Rejected Touts feature Paul The Giant, Ryback prepares for his main event debut on Sunday at Hell In A Cell, Gene Snitsky leads the SnitsKommand of the Japanese Foot Patrol with Tensai on his way back to the WWE, Kane & Sin Cara join Twitter, your #jerktweets get answered including "Can you talk to Evan Bourne to find out when vacation ends?" which causes a huge blow up between Kofi Kingston & R-Truth. Next week will feature more characters declaring their candidacy for Raw GM!

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02

Ryback's B*tch Balls (11/2/12)

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The race to Raw GM continues with new candidates. Randy Orton drops a bomb, John Laurinaitis sings and Jake "The Snake" Roberts inhales the requirements of the position. Hell In A Cell exposed Ryback's weak balls, Paul Heyman has a t-shirt for sale, Hulk Hogan settles the score with Bubba The Love Sponge, Rejected Touts has a guy who's all fingers, WWE '13 is now available for everyone but Scott, and your #jerktweets are answered including "If you could of been live at any wrestling moment when would it be?"

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09

Linda McLoser (11/9/12)

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The Race to Raw GM continues as Earl Hebner, Iron Shiek and Adamantium Shieky Baby Baby jump into the race. Also Scott Steiner sues TNA because Jeff Hardy was wreckless, Scott watches The Man With The Iron Fists starring Batista, Rejected Touts have Sylvain Grenier complaining that he was the original Brad Maddox, Carlito spits in the face of people that don't want to employ him, Triple H talks about why he cut his hair, your #jerktweets are answered including "In WWE, who do you think will be the next person to hold a world title that has never held it before?", the McMahons for misusing $100 million on the senate race by "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, and Vince McMahon erupts with joy over the outcome of Linda's outcome in the election.

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16

CM Punk Is Heartless (11/16/12)

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The Race To Raw GM continues with Rey Mysterio sticking up for the little guys with bad knees, Fandango plans on cutting in on our wrestling, the archives reveal Vince McMahon coming up with Dolph Ziggler's name, Rejected Touts have John Cena's brother Tyler Cena saying some mean things, A.W. is frustrated with politics after making indy wrestler Eric Hartsburg get a Mitt Romney tattoo on his face, Stone Cold Steve Austin is ready to get back in a WWE ring with CM Punk and Justin Gabriel(?), your #jerktweets are answered including "With Survivor Series on Sunday, what would be your dream team of wrestlers using past and present stars?" Team Red Eye vs Team Straight Edge, the Jerks address the controversy surrounding Jerry "The King" Lawler's heart attack and CM Punk getting heat, and Jeff Hardy can't get out of the Comedy Podcast Network bathroom after taking too many blows to the head in his ladder match at TNA Turning Point. 

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22

Happy Curtain Janksgiving! (11/23/12)

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Curtain Jerks are celebrating Curtain Janksgiving with a full traditional Thanksgiving spread, but chaos ensues as they are interrupted by Jack Swagger, Goldust, Jeff Hardy, John Laurinaitis, The Iron Shiek, Triple H, Damien Sandow and "Macho Man" Randy Savage! Also, NXT members Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns make internet geeks cry with their debut at Survivor Series, big names are rumored for WWE Hall Of Fame 2013, Rejected Touts have Bane trying to be Robin Williams funny, Colt Cabana nearly losses a finger, and your #jerktweets are answered including "Could you ask Goldust and Sheiky Baby what is the best way to stuff the turkey?"

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01

Hey Yo! I'm Tugboat (11/30/12)

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The Race To Raw GM continues as Scott Hall talks about being the best "bad guy" for the job but may have an identity crisis, Christian York reveals that TNA Gutcheck is real just like professional wrestling, Rejected Touts have Karl complaining that Kane used to be better as a monster, it's time to get excited for Mick Foley vs CM Punk and now it's time to stop because it's never gonna happen, Matt and Jeff Hardy talk reuniting but end up competing over grapes, Chris Jericho hosts a new show with robots checking their oil, Curtain Jerks want to know about the best unknown English wrestlers from the fans in the UK, The Boogeyman joins Twitter and needs to be a guest on the podcast, your #jerktweets are answered including "Which wrestler would you give a comic book to and why?", and Vince McMahon insists you watch all WWE programming with your parents.

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08

"Half Past Dead 2" Gets Jerked! (12/7/12)

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Straight from the Curtain Jerks vault, comes the pulse-pounding review of Half Past Dead 2! The Jerks subject themselves to Goldberg's cinematic masterpiece! Hear! Triple H and Goldberg on a camping trip with their fictional daughters! Hear! The Jerks do an in-depth film analysis!  Hear! Steve mis-prounounce tater tots!

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13

Real Wrestling Fans (12/13/12)

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On this episode of Curtain Jerks, Steve welcomes special guest Phil Ranta from the Sports Sports Sports podcast! Together, Steve educates Phil on the current events of the wrestling world as well as the finer points of intricate wrestling conversation. Also, Joker Sting and Ryback talk nutrition.

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20

Mistletoe Kiss Me Low (12/20/12)

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Scott is a wreck after missing three WWE shows on the east coast, Macho Claus stops by with mistletoe looking for dick kisses, Rejected Touts have two potty mouth kids saying gross things to the Hollys, Grab Bag returns with your favorite Christmas movies starring your favorite wrestlers such as "It's A Wonderful Life" starring "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and Lita, John Laurinaitis sings all the holiday hits off his Christmas album, we answer your #jerktweets including "What has been the worst match you have ever seen live or on pay-per-view?", and Goldust reaches in his sack.

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2012 Year In Review (12/27/12)

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Scott and Steve take a look back at the highlights and lowlights of wrestling in 2012. Brodus Clay "The Funkasaurus" debuted, big interviews were gotten with John Morrison, Tommy Dreamer and J.J. Dillon, Triple H breaks his own nose giving the state of 2013 address for WWE which will include eight different covers for the WWE '14 video game, Hulk Hogan had sex on tape, Daniel Bryan broke out, Brock Lesnar returned and made us hungry for beef jerky sandwiches, Joker Sting is under the table and is going steady with Mickie James, nobody liked John Laurinaitis, Heath Slater rocks out with 3MB, your #jerktweets get answered including "To celebrate the release of the new Star Trek movie, which superstars would you cast for the movie?" Val Venis = Captain Kirk, final thoughts on the year of the good, the bad and the funny, and The Iron Shiek gives his 2012 Urine Review calling out every wrestler!

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06

Trapped In An Aquarium (1/4/13)

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Wade Barrett wins the Intercontinental Championship and warms up some cold tea, Scott and Steve are looking forward to attending WWE Royal Rumble 2013 live and talk about who they want to see show up in the Rumble, Curtain Jerks corespondent Jeff Hardy reports from Hulk Hogan's new restaurant and gets stuck in the fish tank, your #jerktweets are answered including "Which 4 wrestling stars, past or present, dead or alive, would you invite to your Ultimate New Year party?" Steve wants to bring Samoans, Vince McMahon wants no help with finding a new Raw GM, and a big name is announced that will be a guest on the podcast soon. 

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13

Alex Wright Is Available (1/11/13)

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Steve makes Dolph Ziggler jealous by becoming Archer on stage, Mike Knox is revealed on Impact Wrestling, a masked Aces and Eight's member reveals their job hierarchy, Raw has a TLC match that blows minds, Superstar Billy Graham is a real mark for CM Punk's promos, Jack Swagger reveals his championship suit, your #jerktweets are answered including "What do you think would be the resolutions for some of the stars of WWE/TNA?" meet announcer Mike TNAy, and former WCW wrestler Alex Wright bursts in letting everyone know he's available for everything. 

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20

D-Von! Get the Bouquet! (1/18/13)

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Wedding bells are ringing with the wedding of Bully Ray and Brooke Hogan on TNA Impact Wrestling, Rejected Touts return with Rob Van Dam offering to get Bully Ray high on his honeymoon, the Race To Curtain Jerks GM begins with the first Survival Debate between Randy Orton's feces and Rey Mysterio, your #jerktweets are answered including "Who would you induct into the Hall of Pain?", Jeff Hardy updates everyone on whether or not he got out of Hulk Hogan's aquarium, and The Iron Shiek wants to be in the WWE Hall Of Fame a second time.

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26

Yes, Another Dick Joke (1/25/13)

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Steve bullies a bodybuilder at an audition, THQ goes bankrupt, HHH promises the best game ever with Wrestling The Game I, Bully Ray and Brooke Hogan impact the world with their tv marriage, your #jerktweets are answered including "Do you think WWE will guarantee the Royal Rumble winner the opening match of Mania for the 3rd year in a row?", Scott and Steve reveal whether or not they would kiss Vince McMahon's ass, Wade Barrett recaps the last six months of TNA Wrestling, the winner between Randy Orton's feces and Rey Mysterio is announced, and John Laurinaitis and Earl Hebner face off in a Survival Debate in The Race To Curtain Jerks GM.

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02

30 Men. 1 Ring. 2 Jerks. (2/1/13)

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Scott and Steve talk about their road trip to Phoenix and their experience of watching the 2013 WWE Royal Rumble live. Also Vince McMahon is in pain from Shane McMahon not saving him after getting F5ed by Brock Lesnar, Scott has a vendetta against the Fat Kid on youtube, Goldust talks about his surprise return facing Cody Rhodes in the Rumble, your #jerktweets are answered including "With all the wrestlers that have died if they were to a royal rumble in heaven who would win?", the winner between singing John Laurinaitis and sexy Earl Hebner is announced, and A.W. and Thomas Dotterer (the 77 year old CM Punk fan who got shot in the eye) face off in a Survival Debate in The Race To Curtain Jerks GM.

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08

Bruno Sammarti-NOOO! (2/8/13)

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Jack Swagger bursts onto the podcast revealing his close friendship with Gary Busey, Dixie Carter announces that Impact Wrestling will tour the tv show starting in March at Steve Sears Chicago Arena, Brock Lesnar throws chairs at The Miz, Fandango has not been forgotten, HHH visits Vince McMahon in the hospital and breaks the news about allowing Bruno Sammartino into the WWE Hall Of Fame Class of 2013, Amazing Red is in limbo, two new member of Aces and Eights are forgotten, your #jerktweets are answered including "What's your dream heel vs. heel match?", Mark Henry is back and is the 5th most unstoppable force in the WWE, The Shield seeks justice and money off iTunes, and R-Truth and Goldust face off in a Survival Debate in The Race To Curtain Jerks GM.

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16

Jack Swagger's Dark Side (2/15/13)

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Steve watches all the Die Hard movies, Scott gets the role of Renfield over Sponge, dark Jack Swagger is back due to popular demand, Curtain Jerks correspondent Jeff Hardy reports on why wrestling has been removed from the Olympics while begging for money for squirrel food, your #jerktweets are answered including "What wrestling related band would you like to see perform a cover of Hoeski?", porn star Kendra Lust denies giving John Cena the 5 Knuckle Shuffle, and Paul The Giant and "Macho Man" Randy Savage face off in a Survival Debate in The Race To Curtain Jerks GM.

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22

All American Joint Swagger (2/22/13)

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The Shield shocks everyone at Elimination Chamber, Desk Sergeant Dale Caalhooon recounts the arrest of Jack Swagger, the new WWE Championship looks like a super hero emblem, the Aces and Eights President reveals a lot more than what's under his mask, Stone Cold Steve Austin says Tough Enough is done, your #jerktweets are answered including "Inspired by Swaggs awesome new music, what are your favourite and least favourite theme music?", WrestleMania XXX is going to Mardi Gras, Jack Swagger makes his one phone call from Biloxi Mississippi jail to Curtain Jerks to get bailed out, and The Iron Shiek with Adamantium Shieky Baby Baby goes up against the Jack Swagger in the Survival Debate in The Race To Curtain Jerks GM.

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01

Glenn Beck Loves ECW (3/1/13)

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The Race To Curtain Jerks GM is down to the semi-finals as each remaining candidate gives one last Gut Check promo saying why they should make it to the finals. Also the internet doesn't lie about CM Punk vs The Undertaker at WrestleMania 29, Fandango dances his way to Smackdown, The Shield are selling the t-shirts off their back, Brock Lesnar plays The Game on Raw and bleeds, your #jerktweets are answered including "With WWE rolling out lots of films, what movies and plots would you create and which wrestler(s) would star in it?", Hulk Hogan names his son (not Nick Hogan) No.1 Contender at Lockdown, and Glenn Beck talks about his disdain for WWE but his love of ECW, 

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09

Tinkle H Is Pissed (3/8/13)

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Paul Bearer rests in peace, Triple H makes pee pee on Raw, Superstar Billy Graham wants out of the WWE Hall Of Fame, Scott wants Team Hell No vs The New Age Outlaws at WrestleMania 29, The Marine 3 starring The Miz is out and nobody cares, Thomas Dotterer tries to give CM Punk an advantage over The Undertaker, your #jerktweets are answered including "If a new Mortal Kombat movie was made and you guys had to cast it using only wrestlers, who would you pick?", AJ Styles (ArJo Styles) reveals his mission in TNA, and the finalists for Curtain Jerks GM Randy Orton's feces and Jack Swagger face The Grab Bag.

Vote for Curtain Jerks GM. Jack Swagger or Randy Orton's feces! Send us your votes by tweeting us @CurtainJerks on Twitter, posting on our page at facebook.com/curtainjerks or emailing us at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

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15

Bully Ray Is A Bad Guy?! (3/15/13)

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TNA Lockdown delivers, Earl Hebner reveals himself as the President of Aces and Eights, Joker Sting is celebrating Team TNA's Lethal Lockdown victory, WrestleMania turns into male manager mania, the feedback is in about The Marine 3 and it is hilarious and unenthusiastic, your #jerktweets are answered including "Who's the better dancer, Scott or Steve?", and Curtain Jerks GM Jack Swagger is taking charge.

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May
10

Brock Lesnar Caveman Decorator (5/10/13)

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Steve saw Pain and Gain in the theaters and experienced far more pain than gain, the triple threat Ladder match for the World Heavyweight Championship at Extreme Rules doesn't have a clear hero, Vickie Guerrero interrupts with annoying thigh rubbing, Brock Lesnar redecorates the office of Triple H at WWE Headquarters, your #jerktweets are answered including "recast the tv show Full House with WWE wrestlers", and Vince McMahon makes wrestling better by removing the wrestling.

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23

2 Year Jerkiversary! (3/22/13)

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Scott and Steve celebrate two years of Curtain Jerks with special three time guest Phil Ranta (The Sports3 Podcast). Also, Ryback wants to be an Ewok in Star Wars Episode 7, Rey Mysterio may have to retire because his knees are made of dandelions, Jeff Hardy reports on how Matt Hardy is doing, Fandango vs Chris Jericho at WrestleMania 29 in the Dancing of the Superstars match, your #jerktweets are answered including "What match was much better than your expectations going in?", Wade Barrett wins a prize for punching Phil's head, Kofi Kingston cheers up by using old WCW Nitro story lines, Dana White and Vince McMahon don't fight or wrestle each other, and a new segment Ask Macho debuts with "Macho Man" Randy Savage answering all of life's questions.

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Mar
30

Warzecha Returns (3/29/13)

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Special guest Marc Warzecha returns to the podcast this week. Plus, X-Pac tears his anus on a failed Bronco Buster, Curtain Jerks GM Jack Swagger brags about being the main event of WrestleMania 29, Damien Sandow's robe will makes any fan at a wrestling show more debonair, Dixie Carter gets hot and bothered on her porch in Florida, your #jerktweets are answered including "Now Bully Ray has been revealed as the leader of Aces and Eights, is it enough to save what's been a lackluster group?", Scott tests his knowledge from the March 1989 WWF Magazine quiz, and Andre The Giant shares his thoughts on whether the 2013 WWE Hall Of Fame class are worthy of being inducted.

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Apr
05

Sting Ignores WrestleMania (4/5/13)

Curtain_Jerks_Logo_200x200"Scrap Iron" Adam Pearce takes TNA Gut Check to a whole new level, Impact Wrestling live tv tapings cost a pretty penny, X-Pac's anus talks about his love of technical wrestling, the fans demand Antonio Cesaro have a WrestleMania 29 match, "Singing" John Laurinaitis brags about hanging out with The Rock on Smackdown, we answer your #jerktweets including "What do you guys think the worst WWE dvd ever is?", Damien Sandow is dating multiple Divas, and Sting stops in to hype Slammiversary that is two months away.

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12

WrestleMania 29 Gets Jerked (4/12/13)

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Scott and Steve watch WWE WrestleMania 29 and give a full review in another installment of the "Gets Jerked" series. Also, Doc Hendrix hosts the WrestleMania hotline, Triple H explains what ended up on his stomach during his entrance, your #jerktweets are answered including "Who was the best rookie of Mania? Reigns, Rollins, Ambrose, Big E Langston or Fandango?", and AskMacho returns with "Macho Man" Randy Savage giving his thoughts on WrestleMania 29.

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Apr
13

Fandango Jersey Raw Bonuspode

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The fans at WWE Raw in New Jersey (the night after WrestleMania 29) gave such an amazing performance that thrilled the world, Curtain Jerks decided to say thanks with a Bonuspode! Steve missed this Raw on Monday and Scott forces him to watch and get reactions on the air before, during and after Raw. The Jerks talk Dolph Ziggler cashing in his Money In The Bank briefcase to become World Heavyweight Champion, Ryback turning heel on John Cena and "Singing" John Laurinaitis takes credit for singing Fandango's theme "ChaChaLaLa" in the crowd at the New Jersey Raw.

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Apr
20

Harrison Ford Screws Vince McMahon (4/19/13)

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Fandango runs wild throughout the world thanks to Wrestling Memes, Curtain Jerks makes an appearance on the Botchamemia podcast, the ultimate Smark stops by and complains about the current state of professional wrestling, "Scrap Iron" Adam Pearce gets snubbed on TNA Gut Check, MMA Jeff Jarrett brags about being with Kurt Angle's ex-wife, your #jerktweets are answered including "Favorite WrestleMania ever and favorite Aliens Movie?" and Vince McMahon is furious that the new Jackie Robinson movie "42" starring Harrison Ford ripped off Vince's real life story with Kamala.

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Apr
25

Stop Eating My Sesame Cake! (4/26/13)

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Steve cleans his spit guard on his microphone just like how Kane protects Daniel Bryan from fire, The Shield vs The Undertaker and Team Hell No steal the show at WWE Raw in England, Maffew Gregg of Botchamania has heard of us, R-Truth and Kofi Kingston get heated up when they challenge each other to a Eat My Dick match for the US Title at Extreme Rules, your #jerktweets are answered including "If John Cena is Hulk Hogan and CM Punk is Randy Savage then who is Randy Orton? Ultimate Warrior?" and Jeff Hardy is in the hospital injured but still has enough energy to plug Dixie Carter action figures.

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May
05

Make-A-Wish Charlie (5/3/13)

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Randy Orton tries out some catchphrases, Steve loves a bruised lady, Scott gets angry at 7 year old Make-A-Wish kid Charlie about his wrestling knowledge, your #jerktweets are answered including "Replace Raw commentary team with any current WWE roster members", and Jack Swagger pulls ribs.

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May
18

Joseph Park Mystery Van (5/17/13)

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Scott doesn't want TNA Gut Check in his Bound For Glory series, Goldust talks about upcoming movies in the theater, Harley Race is excited for the cage match at WWE Extreme Rules, Joseph Park explains from his Mystery Van why he stopped looking for his brother Abyss, your #jerktweets are answered including "What was your first major mark out moment?", Triple H gets his job done in his other office during commercial breaks, and Jack Swagger is sorry for giving Dolph Ziggler a concussion.

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25

Heyman's Mean Pork Posse (5/24/13)

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John Laurinaitis brings the Renaissance Faire to Curtain Jerks, The Miz cannot genuinely smile because he is a true bad guy, Scott has a strange obsession with Paul Heymans clients and pork, correspondent Jeff Hardy gives a recap of the last 3 months of wrestling, your #jerktweets are answered including "Who would be your new Paul Heyman guy as well as or instead of Curtains (jerk) Axel?", Curtis Axel gets repackaged but keeps the same look, and General Manager Jack Swagger interviews A.W. for Curtain Jerks PR rep.

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31

Joker Sting Gets Payback (5/31/13)

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Curtis Axel has his theme watered down, The Miz still cannot smile like a normal person or grab his sandwich, Paul Giamatti wants to get fingered, Scott embarrasses himself talking to Kurt Angle at WrestleMania XIX, AJ Styles enjoys watching Argo more than having sex, Make-A-Wish Charlie gives Scott hell, your #jerktweets are answered including "Who off the current WWE and TNA rosters would you be happy to never see wrestle again?", Netflix presents both sides of the Montreal Screwjob and Joker Sting gets hyped up about CM Punk returning at WWE Payback.

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Jun
08

Foaming At The Crotch (6/7/13)

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Marc Warzecha returns as our special guest! Also Marc meets Star Trek's George Takei while directing a show over the holidays, TNA Slammiversary delivers beyond our expectations, Hulk Hogan goes on a tirade, Dixie Carter explains there is no need for new talent when Sting can go another 30 years, your #jerktweets are answered including "What is your favorite commercial that features a pro wrestler?", Vince McMahon makes match stipulations that don't make any sense, and Marc and WWE Hall Of Famer Drew Carey are not two libertarian peas in a pod.

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Jun
14

Human Centi-Steve (6/14/13)

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Steve reveals the secret movie project he has been working on is "The Human Centipede 3", The Wyatt family is a poor redneck Shield, John Laurinaitis is Kaitlyn's real secret admirer, Edge has been working at Comedy Podcast Network this whole time, your #jerktweets are answered including "What is your all time favorite finishing move?", listener Sam Alba shares his embarrassing story meeting WWE Superstar The Miz, and Mark Henry has too much hate in his heart.

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